29-12-2014 09:55 PM - edited 29-12-2014 10:40 PM
29-12-2014 09:55 PM - edited 29-12-2014 10:40 PM
Alessandra19962,
Q: Why was six scared of seven?
A: Because seven "ate" nine.
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
Tired of constant blond jokes, a blond dyes her hair brown. She then goes for a drive in the country and sees a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
"Hey, shepherd, if I guess how many sheep are here, can I keep one?"
The shepherd is puzzled but agrees. She blurts out "352!"
He is stunned but keeps his word and allows her to pick a sheep.
"I'll take this one," she says proudly. "It's the cutest!"
"Hey lady," says the shepherd, "If I guess your real hair color, can I have my dog back?"
the cheeky looped one.
29-12-2014 11:01 PM
29-12-2014 11:01 PM
31-12-2014 12:30 AM - edited 31-12-2014 12:32 AM
31-12-2014 12:30 AM - edited 31-12-2014 12:32 AM
06-01-2015 09:31 PM
06-01-2015 09:31 PM
justanother47yr,
loooopy
14-01-2015 08:34 PM
14-01-2015 08:34 PM
15-01-2015 06:43 AM
15-01-2015 06:43 AM
15-01-2015 11:39 AM
15-01-2015 11:39 AM
If this is too rude, just remove it. I liked it, I giggled like a kid
15-01-2015 05:43 PM
15-01-2015 05:43 PM
15-01-2015 06:07 PM
15-01-2015 06:07 PM
What do you call a fake noodle?
15-01-2015 06:38 PM
15-01-2015 06:38 PM
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