'Chuckle Corner'

[Jake]

What did the chicken say to the duck as it was about to cross the road?

"Don't do it, man - you'll never hear the end of it!" 

[kristin]

Great plug for the gun lobby! 🙂

[chemonro]

Probably not supposed to mention guns in a mental health group? I may have mentioned firearms once but I think I got away with it? *doe eyes*

[Jake]

Hi Che.

This one's just for you:

Q - If it takes 3 minutes to boil 1 egg, how many minutes does it take to boil 2 eggs?

A - ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,you'll have to figure it out for yourself.............(payback for the 'fish' joke).,,,Lol!

Regards, Jake

[Jake]

Did you hear about the guy who tried to swim all the way across the lake?......

He only made it half way, then decided it was too far to swim to the other side.......

.....so he turned around and swam back to shore......

[Jake]

This one's for you Nik...(no Googling!)

How far can a dog run in to a forest..........?

Only half way - then it is running out of a forest!

[Jake]

Oh no, here come the blonde jokes............

Two blondes were standing on either side of a river.

One called to the other, "Hey! How did you get to the other side?"

The other blonde called back - "Huh? What are you talking about?......You are on the other side!"

(sincere apologies to any blondes reading this - I'm sure none of you are like the blondes in the jokes - Lol!)

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[NikNik]

Be careful Jake..........

Lets steer clear from jokes that contain stereotyping....

[kristin]

Hi Jake,

I used to be blond, now I'm just salt& pepper. I don't particularly like blond (or other denigratory) jokes to be honest. I wonder how any of us feel when other people crack jokes about MI in general, or ours in particlular?

Cheers,

Kristin

[Jake]

Hi Nik,

You mean like pirate jokes - sorry, if blonde jokes are stereotyping, then so are pirate jokes - what's the difference?

Regards, Jake